Cast
2007-09-07 - 6:28 p.m.
Alright then monkey children, so within my musings I mention an elusive name such as 'mum' and you all turn quizzically to the skies and ask of them "who is this 'mum'? What is her story?" Well a cast list is created for this very purpose. Not the whole story because I don't have the time and don't actually know it and puh, they can get their own sodding diaries if they're that bothered. Anyway.
Family Mum There are three things you need to know about my mother. One, she is mental. That's a good one to get out of the way first. She behaves very irrationally about a great many number of things. Such as the second thing you need to know: cleaning. She likes it a LOT. She gets mad at me because I don't, and generally don't see a pair of jeans on the floor or a wet shower screen as the worst thing since Hiroshima. When we arguse it is usually about this and the bog-standard mother/teenage arguments involving me not doing enough and speaking to her like shit. I might have called a knob like once, she really needs to get over it. Thirdly, she likes a drink. This is another reason I used to not be a fan of her as when she is drunk she is a painus in the anus. Howevs I have now adopted my own taste for a tipple and so I forgive her this. If I am going out anywhere and ask her to make me a drink up, she'll make me a triple vodka and coke. It's not quite normal but it's okay. That's a summary of our relationship. She's a thrice married hussy (I jest!)(about the hussy, not about the thrice) who is currently married to a man called Ian, who I prefer to imaginatively refer to as the Step Dad. I won't say he's not a nice bloke because he is, but I do wish he'd have a bit more of a backbone and maybe not sigh so much. Dad Generally speaking I get on well with my dad. We both like watching films, drinking tea and not doing much else. He's very clever and is quite good to chat to. He is also more on my side and a bit more liberal in allowing me to do things than my mum. The only things we butt heads over is his remaining love of that absolutely digusting wench Ann the Man/the Evil Stepmother who he has been separated from for nearly a year after she once again left him. She was horrible in way that are explained frequently in the old diary. Hopefully she won't feature too much in this, however there is always the possibility of her deciding she wants my dad back and him obviously going along with it. Vile. Big Sister Three and a half years older than me. We were close growing up until she became a teenager and a chav teenager at that, but she didn't get on with anyone back in those days. Now she has her own house, is engaged to Anthony and has the most beautiful baby in the entire world, Baby Olivia. Big Brother Twelve years older than me. When I was little he was kind of an elusive figure who spent his days playing Nintendo in his room or moving away to live with his girlfriend when he was sixteen. Now I see him on a semi-regular occurance, he is married and has three daughters, Charley and Lauren from a previous relationship and Baby Cerys with his current wife.Friends Spadey Ever hear that phrase 'I hate you like only a best friend can?' Sums it all up really. At the heart of everything she is my oldest friend and probably the one I trust most. We know each other's families inside out and I can't really imagine her ever not being in my life now. However all this can often be overshadowed my being insane and jealous of everything, and her sometimes just being a knob. Katie The one I currently spend most time with, although we only became friends really in Year 11. If I am out somewhere, or if I am in some way under the influence of alcohol, I am more than likely with Katie. To be complteted.