Chapter One: Philosophy and Shagging
2007-09-07 - 6:53 p.m.
Joke joke joke joke joke joke joke. I am not allowed to do History at Sixth Form, for the class is too full. I am now taking ICT. And I don't want to talk about it.
Otherwise, the induction day for Sixth Form on Wednesday went alright. They have moved our common room to what was formerly known as the chapel. I believe it will still presently be known as the chapel. Do you know why? Because it still has pews and is covered in crosses and is basically still a chapel.Just with a radio in there now. They claimed in assembly that they had spent twenty grand on renovating everything. I had the the urge to shout out "Twenty grand my arsehole!" but I am not completely sure whether as a Sixth Former now, I have the right to do this without being expelled or not. In general, Sixth Form still looks set to be a millions times better than school. I look at all the younger kids with a smug 'ha look at you in your uniform, you crap people' feeling now. I quite like that. We start back properly on Monday. I believe my first lesson will be Philosophy and Ethics. How grown-up and snooty I will feel. I may wear a scarf.
Til then though it is my official last few days of the doss-fest summer holidays. Last night I stayed round Kathy's house. This involved the regular cake eating, orange jucie drinking and watching her Jekyll DVD. Oh I do fancy James Nesbitt as Hyde an unnatural amount. What is it about mad, Oirish alter-egos that I like so much? I mean, I like my boyfriend and all but I think I would trade him in straight away if Mr Nesbitt came a-knocking (which I am sure he would do).
I have been to town today, frollicking away more money on the much-needed new Sixth Form wardrobe. Topshop had jewellery down to a pound! My new beads, snake necklace and big yellow ring are all the more delicious for their cheapness. I also picked up a postcard with Kate Moss on and declared I was going to put it on my wall. Jade said "God you bum Kate Moss. You'd actually shag her, wouldn't you?" I said "Well she has shagged Johnny Depp and Russel Brand, so if you shag her you might er, get their aroma on you or something." Kathy then chimed in "So you'd shag her just because of who she's shagged? And you claim you're straight? Oh, you just fancy her." And I didn't really have an answer for that. I just looked really interested in my new yellow ring.